Just a bit about yours truly, incase your at all interested.
Born in Longden, Staffordshire, England, (well that's where my parents say they found me)
I am 98 years old and live with my grandparents in Lichfield, Staffordshire. (my parents strangely went missing after taking me on a day trip to the local orphanage)
I first got interested in angling after I slipped and fell into the local canal, after 3 days managed to climb out only to find a 37lb mirror carp lodged in my left ear.
I'm not married but have a 17 year old girlfriend (who has 49 children from a previous relationship). She is sadly deaf and blind with no arms or legs (think she was beaten quite baddly with an ugly stick) but she has nice face, well, she has after she shaves.
Well thats about all up to now so tight lines to you all and have a good year on the bank.
Anthony (think thats my name













