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    Heard it thru the Carpvine

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    I can almost see it now. The Lightnin’ Rod strikes and the rod tip suddenly points north on a south bound river! The fish of Gold is played to the net with perfection and the Crew is once again, in awe of their Captain!! As he places the brand new, ebay purchased, Sultan’s turban on his head the others will humbly bow at his feet. As the sun sets across the Hooch and the Golden reflection of the Sovereign Sultan’s hat dazzles and almost blinds the eyes of those around there will be only one proper response. They will simply proclaim their UNWORTHINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    (Come see us!!)

    Horace, Horace wake up its time to go to work, .......were you dreaming?????????????????

    Heard it thru the Carpvine

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    ok little billy you gone and let your alligator mouth overload your peanut butt!! B) after the whooping you will get you need that black bait to sooth the pain. B)B) nobody said i bought this stuff. i have been school by 2 off the best in the business. while you played under the bridge i went to class. i now have a degree in whoop-arse and whoop it with a carp i might add.

    so bring your little black bait and your little rump to the ramp. the sycamores are mine. i was born under them. my carping life started on that ramp. i have home court advantage.

    love ya boy B)

    Bird

    I will simply remind you that it was my oldest son Jacob "Kingston Kid" Walden that caught biggest common at Kingston! That fish was caught on a blend of flavors from days ago, a once forgotten but now remembered carpilicious concoction of flavor!! B) Did you even manage a common chunk of Gold to the bank??? Last I heard they aint no Buffs in the Hooch!!

    I know you rubbed elbows with the Elitest of the elite up there (Kingston), and I am sure they taught you a few things. But will it be enough, enough for you to take the title......Sultan of the Sycamores? No I'm sorry to say it wont be.

    Youre carping life started on the ramp a few years ago, mine in the highly competetive and secretive world of paylaking from when I was a kid, I 'll take experience over Home court any day!!!!

    Nuthin but love for ya B) and a picture of my fish being bigger than your fish

    Long live "His Majesty Coweta Carper Sultan of the Sycamores"

    Heard it thru the Carpvine

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    Plug of Intimidation? PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! slug of desperation is more like it. i have a secret weapon up my long sleeve. North Carolina based and proven to land LARGE CARP. so bring your little self and your slugs of desperation my friend. the only thing feeding on them will be you! LOL B)B)

    i even have a back up bait that comes from the frozen north that will knock your socks off your little feet. so best get ready to go to the retirement home and learn how to play scrabble. cause you are talking to the big, the bad and the sultan of sycamore BIG BIRD!!

    love ya man!!!! B)B)

    Bird

    Based on your post, I see you will need a seat in the class too. The first lesson will be how to make your own bait!!!!! B)

    Class begins Jan 1st.

    Long live "His Majesty, Coweta Carper Sultan of the Sycamores" B):o Got a nice ring to it don't it!!

    Heard it thru the Carpvine

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    I have heard a rumor that you had something new on the drawing board my friend.

    But "Intimidate" it shall not.

    I really like the sound of "His Majesty, Coweta Carper, Sultan of the Sycamores!!

    I have kicked away a few cobwebs and had more than a few sleepless nights recalling the "Awesome Hauling" recipes of my paylaking youth. I will be bringing forth a bait this year that is black as night, packs like a rock, fizzes like seltzer and explodes with a cloud of pure carpilicious flavor!! This is the "money bait", the bait that has busted more jugs than the Feds during the days of Prohibition!!

    Challange accepted....."Money bait" vs " Plug of Desperation", (I meant) "Intimidation"

    Just a friendly reminder...........Coweta Carper aint no Pilgrim, class begins Jan 1st!!

    What are your resolutions for 2009?

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    2009 Resolutions

    1. 4 fish, 100+lbs, 4 different states

    2. 20+ Sweetwater State Park (Ga)

    3. Help both my boys get a 20+

    4. 15+ Hooch, and earn title "His Majesty Coweta Carper, Sultan of the Sycamores

    5. Fish a new water 1 a month

    6. Fish over a 100 days

    7. Fish the Tidal Basin and have my pic taken with fish and have the Jefferson Memorial in background.

    8. Expand my knowledge of Rigs and use them

    9. Have Fun!!!!!

    10 Get 2 people hooked on Carp fishing

    You Know You Are a Carp Fisher When.......

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    You Know You Are a Carp Fisher When.......

    You get ready to prepare your family breakfast on Sun. morning and remember you used all the eggs(boilies) and grits(pack) making bait Fri night for a Sat session.

    You seriously try to figure out a way to fish the pond in a local cemetary, even though its clearly marked "No Fishing"

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