I have a real funny story that i did not witness but a friend did and its a corker, probably best told in person but ill try n make it funny in words. Mate of mine and his friend were fishing a lake one day and Matt Hayes (TV angling personality) was down filming for his show Total Fishing. My mates friend was catching a load of carp on the waggler and Matt and the crew wanted some footage for the show. So Matt explained that he would open by saying "Hi i'm Matt Hayes, welcome to total fishing and today i'm fishing with my friend Rob". The camera would then pan over to Rob and he would say "Hi, my names Rob and today im catching carp on the waggler".
Easy or so he thought....
The camera went to Matt for the first take.
"Hi im matt hayes, welcome to total fishing where today im fishing with my old mate Rob"
"Hi my names RRRRRRR RROOOORRRRRRRROOBBBB"
(What Rob had not told matt is that he gets a stutter when hes nervous) lol
Matt Hayes "Not to worry Rob, just relax and lets try again"
"Hi im matt hayes, welcome to total fishing where today im fishing with my old mate Rob"
Hi my names RRRRRR RRROOO RRRRRRROOOBBBB" (does it again)
After about five minutes of practice Rob thinks he has it down.
Finally it goes to plan as Matt starts talking Rob has a bite. Time for a live action shot of him playing a carp.
"Hi im matt hayes, welcome to total fishing where today im fishing with my old mate Rob"
Hi my names Rob and today im catching carp on the waggler"
The camera rolls and carefully Rob plays the fish to the net, just as the fish pop up to be landed you can hear"
"FFFFFFF UUUUFFFFFFFUUUUUU$@#$$#@#$$KKKKKKK ITS A TENCH!!!!!!!!"
(lol, by far my favorite fish story ever)